Autumn leaves whisper to us their sweet song
As they crackle and crunch while we walk along.
The air is brisk and the smell is amber.
I hide my shit-stained undies at the bottom of the hamper.
The coffee is hot and the flavor is pun-kin.
Its my drawers I say that I accidentally took a dump in…
We rejoice each year with this sudden change of the weather.
You know what that means, break out the sweaters!
But alas I can’t because of the discovery she sees…
Apparently my favorite fall cloak is covered in feces.
Happy Fall Everyone!
