If you ask me this whole “sports talk thing” is a nothing but a big ol’ crock of shit! Blah! Blah! Blah! Its all l I hear spewing from my lil’ ol’ radio and it really ilks me! You hear me?! It ilks me! It. Ilks. Me. And believe me, I’m not one to take an ilk'n. Nope! If anything I’M the one ilk’n. Yep. I’ve ilk’d my fare share, especially in college, and I’ll tell you what. You keep on ilk’n me and you’ll soon be the one ilk’d. I’ll ilk the shit out of you. And once that happens… There ain’t no ilk’n back. You’ve been warned.
Oh no! There he is… He’s right there! Thats him! Oh no... Thats gotta be him. He’s right at the register asking about a fucking coupon! What to do…? Bail out? Enter another line? Run? No, you can’t run. You’ve committed to the line. Your locked in. There’s no where to go. Its over for you… It’s only a matter of time till he recognizes you and that’s it. He’s gonna wanna talk. He’s gonna be excited. He’s gonna want to ask questions. He's gonna want it all. And your gonna have to give it to him… Good luck with all that.
We talk sports. But not only do we simply “talk” sports. But in some ways, we “are” the sports. You see, by celebrating their existence, analyzing the constant stream of data, and lapping up every and all last bits of excess sporting news ooze and then regurgitating it to all to you - we in essence BECOME the sports. It becomes apart of our make up, it’s in our DNA, our genes, it burns deep within our loins. Yes. It’s true. And better yet, but by YOU letting US into YOUR lives, OUR voices into YOUR heads, WE ARE NOW PART OF YOU! WE are now ONE… Your welcome.
The search is over…
The adventure is complete…
Now it’s time to get back to the real world…
And enjoy a large plate of exotic meat… (like buffalo)
Last week the world was shocked with the unfortunate deaths of long time hosts of the Monsters in the Morning Podcast: Maniac Mike and Touchdown Charley. Due to the graphic nature of their demise, both being shot in the face point blank with a high powered automatic fire arm on live radio, the good people of WVBI have decided to shut down production of the show as well as all spin offs including Stark Naked, The Owl Handa Good Time Variety Hour, In the Kitchen with Cotton Man, and Ribbin’ featuring the Big Boys and their BBQ Spare Rib Electric Light Rib Experience. The station believes that time heals all wounds and asks for privacy and prayer during this time of mourning, and wishes nothing but well wishes to its large and loyal audience as it begins the long and difficult journey of reevaluating their mission towards providing high quality vomit-box inspired programming. Thank you all and Go Bears.
I know, I know, I know… Yea… It’s hard. Well it’s always been hard. I know. But especially now. Oh God, especially nowadays. Yea… I know. What’s that? I know… Yea. Huh? Yea… Well at least there’s… What? At least there’s… Who? At least there’s… Yea.. Well that’s just the way they do it. That’s the way it’s always been done. I know.
The Big Fun Hunt for Big Cat’s Buried Treasure Episode 6 starts where most all previous ones have as well, at the beginning of where the previous one had just let off. Mike and TDC are on the verge of solving the mystery of the phallic birthmark when they are met with an unlikely adversary… themselves?
The quest for Big Cat’s Treasure continues as Mike and Charley seek the wisdom and the quasi oracle-esk powers of the much renowned and highly recommended primary care physician Dr. Q. However first they must overcome the barriers blocking their bounty of truth, both physical, mystical, and semi-sexual.
The quest for Big Cat’s Treasure continues as Mike and Charley visit the yurt of the all holy shaman Keith Schwartz seeking guidance and truth. Will they find the answers they seek? Will Charley’s birth mark be the missing link? But more importantly, will these episodes hopefully start developing the story more instead of just wasting the listeners time by showcasing some strange scenarios within the context of a good old fashion treasure hunt? These are the questions we ask…
After a semi-fruitless meeting with Professor Stark, Charley and Mike continue their quest on the hunt for the illusive Big Cat Treasure. With only the piss map to guide them, the boys come across a mysterious symbol which just may be the key to unlocking the secrets hidden within the urine stained parchment.
In Search of Big Cat’s Treasure Part II
Mike and Charley hit the road embarking on a trip filled with mystery, danger, and copious amounts of journaling. Will they decipher the pissed soaked map and decode the hidden clues? Will Charley continue urinating in jugs even though Mike is willing to make frequent rest stops? And what treasures await them in Big Cat’s Hidden Booty…?
In Search for Big Cat’s Treasure Part 1
Mike and Charley receive a cryptic message in the Where’s Big Cat Mailbag setting them off on what may be the adventure, or misadventure, of a lifetime.
Time travel still eludes us. Yet, the human mind still can’t stop to ponder what the future may or may not hold. If continue finding yourself alone in a dark room, nude, sitting on a rocking chair, slowly rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back, and forth, thinking, wondering, yearning for a glimmer or glimpse into the beyond, know you are not alone and that your questions just like time itself will time will no doubt fall into place……. Ah Waves. Do you hear them? In the distance. They are crashing down. They are wonderful, and so are you.
Epiphanies happen every day. Be it large or small, big or tiny, minuscule or enormous, massive and immense or petite and fun-sized. The fact remains epiphanies have a profound effect no matter what their size or girth. On today’s episode of Audio Dojo, hosts Bike Turnip and Duffel Riggs sink their teeth into just how much these occurrences can effect one’s life for the better, and how one can be easily be led into places they could never have ever in their wildest most untamed fantasies ever imagined they could ever be. Won’t you join us. Please. Join us. We would love it if you joined us.
My body just doesn’t function as well as it used to. Simple everyday tasks like making eggs, buckling my boot straps, and fly fishing aren’t as easy as they once were. Don’t get me wrong, I am still quite the angler. But I’ve lost a step, and I can admit that now…
Love, BCW
Life starts and the choices become…
Night is influential in nature and home…
Your breath is sweet yet your touch burns…
I’m open.
- Cotton
This is the episode where Mike and Charley discuss TDC’s recent wedding. Yep that’s right. TDC got hitched over the long break. I know! We are still in disbelief over here at the station too. But its true! We swear it. He really got married, LEGALLY married to another person. A real person. Not an animal or some sort of inanimate object, like you would expect, but a living, breathing, member of the opposite sex. In this case a female. And we think its just wonderful :)
Just as the lonely fawn awaits the morning dew to moisten its nose on a dry spring morn. Have thou been patiently praying for the arrival of the pitch, the crack of the timber, the smell of the pine. Soak it all in. Sit in it. Feel it? Feels good. Let the game penetrate your body and mind. For the time has come. Glory unto those who spectate, for they shall inherit the win.
From humble family beginnings to a worldwide corporate behemoth, Vomit Box Inc. continues to expand its reach into the lives and livelihoods of everyday local mouth breathers from every walk of life. For instance, VBI isn’t just the leading manufacture of Vomit Boxes, Vomit Box Maintenance Kits, Vomit Adhesive and Vomit Plank Molding Plates, but also has major holding in the pharmaceutical industry, owns a leading Zookeeper training facility, radio station, as well as the 100s of sawdust mills peppered through out the globe. With so many fingers in so many pies, one wonders how can a company stay so focused on the bottom line. The answer: Consistency.
Your invited! Yes YOU! We can’t wait to see your wonderful face and feel the aura of your presence. Truly, you really mean so much to us that it would be OUR honor to have you in attendance. The honor is ours! It’s going to be one heck of a party. Lots of activities, funny hats and what have yous. The date is still tentative and we are still in negotiations with the venue, but once that’s all done, and it will be done soon, YOU will be the first to know. So get excited. I am…
