In October of 2005 the Sox had done the impossible, they won the World Series. Wow what a time to be alive. Needless the say it was a historic event, and the team has no doubt gone down in history as one of the most celebrated and storied squads in all modern baseball times. This episode of Monsters in the Morning #104 pays tribute to the fans who always stood by their "boys in black", never gave up hope, and to this day remain loyal to their team. Cheers to 13 wonderful years.
Half a Dozen Lessons to Live By:
1. Life is nothing more than a series of events in between re-runs of Martin.
2. You can't eat an apple without getting a few seeds in your mouth.
3. Time moves more slowly when you work at a clock factory.
4. It's hard not to be the center of attention when your wearing a leopard.
5. Dance walking and regular walking are practically the same thing.
6. Islands are fun, but peninsulas are safer.
I can't tell you how much I enjoy talking about sports, thinking about sports, reading about sports, analyzing all things sports, thinking about sports, dreaming about sports, watching sports, cheering on those playing sports, making up imaginary sports, eating food at sporting events, thinking about sports, writing about sports, and thinking about sports. I guess you can consider the amount to time and energy I put into enjoying sports a sport in itself... now ain't that something.
I know, I know, its weird, its strange, and it doesn't make much sense, but that's just the way they do it. No reason to pine over it, I don't really "get it" myself, and it can be frustrating, but... that's just the way it's always been done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, believe me... I KNOW. But... That's. Just. The. Way. They've. Always. Done. IT. They keep telling us, "get with the times", "adapt", for gods sake MOVE ON! But... at the end of the day, that's just the way we've always done it, the way we will continue to do it, and the way it will stay being done. I know it can seem off putting, fiscally irresponsible, and almost criminal to continue doing it. But.......... That's just the way we've always done it.
Famous 100's throughout history: The 100 Dollar Bill, 100 Chickens, Channel 100 (the TV guide edition) and of course MITM #100! Come celebrate a historic moment in time and space with Mike and Charley as they serve up some hot, juicy, and locally sourced hunks of meaty sports news that will no doubt rattle your senses and open your soul. "Bear" witness as the Monsters welcome back Bill Stark, open up their Gym Bags, and once again ask that faithful question on everyone's mind, Where's Big Cat? Enjoy the show, and as always thank you for the love and support these past 100 years...
(Today's episode is sponsored by: Wilson's Ranch, Owl Handa, and the Sunblaster by Uppercut. With additional funding provided by: Men Who Work Construction, Crystal's Crystals, and the Big Boys.)
Whats popping big city sweat bodies out there strap on in and don't forget to replenish your bodily fluids cause the Monsters are coming to you with nothing but hot, steaming, sweltering sports news too cool your soul and wet your toes with, I'm talking 'bout chilling pool side with a glass for TDC and some delicious grilled Mikes to keep you from yielding your body and mind to the red hot summer time dog days of yesteryear, go teams go, sports teams win win win yes.
Are you unlucky in love? Are you tired of the old bar scene? Do you have strange and disturbing questions about your body? Do you find yourself weeping uncontrollably in the shower? Do people tend to throw stones at you as you navigate in and out of society? Does your face scare animals? Do you weep after meals? Are you weeping now? Then the answer may lie in the wisdom of Dr Q Love Expert along with his pal D-Bag Dave giving you all love advice you need to mend and fill your human heart.
Summer in the city and ain't it a pity.
Nobody to love me or to call me pretty.
So I sit on my step as I slowly drip sweat.
Down is rolls as it pools round my neck.
So whats a gal to do in the hot hot heat.
Except to fire up the grill and throw on some meat.
That's right its BBQ season.
I want you to look at the globe in front of you right now. Stare deeply at it's fine curves and vibrant colors... Beautiful right... Now I want you to run your fingers down it's perfect topographically beveled body. Do you feel those ridges, those groves, those lumps...? They feel nice don't they. Now take the globe into private room. A safe place. A place where you and the globe can be alone. For, it's important to spend time with your globe, one on one, globe to globe, body to body, forever and always. Chow bella.
I've never been a religious person. I can come off as strange to some folks because of the intense way I tend to stare at their face for too long while trying my best to speak to them in a "normal" way. I get nervous when approaching a stranger. I'm overweight. My vocabulary is really, really, really, not good. I have a distinct odor. I care too much. I push myself too hard. And I love even harder. Give me a call. I'm here.
Hello again everyone I'm Dustin Wank host and lead anchor of News Watch brought to you by BCC Global International Media an affiliate and subsidiary of WVBI News Central Division. Isn't that something? Who would of ever thought that me Dustin Wank would find his way into the anchor's chair, reading of all things the news, and on a global scale to boot. Heck I sure didn't. But hey here I am. I have to pinch myself sometimes and thank god for all his many blessings and bask in the knowing that sometimes dreams really do come true. Thank you all for believing in me. I won't let you down.
The smell for fresh lilac envelopes my presence as I swiftly glide through the trails left by ancestors past, retracing their steps now worn through the thicket of dying memories and thoughts unearthed, through the canals now empty and dry except for the tears that helped fill their cargo, made on the backs of Granddads' past, its a hard life and it only gets harder... Am I right?
I'm not a rich man. In fact in some circles I'm considered quite poor. I wear rags. My winter hat is filthy yet I continue to sport it atop my head during all seasons. I stink. Most of my wardrobe I found on the side of the road. I tend to do most of my grocery shopping at the local dollar general. I'm sick. I've been known to eat slightly used and discarded food fragments mostly found in local receptacles in the greater city center. I hiss at passers by. Yet, I'm still human. So... (hand extended) may I have this dance?
Hey biggie big-big look at me, I've got a big pig you need to see. It's large and stinky and pink as could be, and believe it or not that pig is free. So stop on by and check it out, the stye is open so no need to pout. For when it comes to pigs were second to none, big piggy pig-pig come get you one.
"You can't fly an elephant without wings, dats just science folks."
"Da Mayflower was both a great big boat and a nickname I call my beautiful wife during Springtime."
"'Ave you ever seen one of dez shows with da guys who build utter dings outta would, dos are nice."
"A handful of sand, is a handful of history."
"Gimme a break paddy-cake!"
"Tree, Too, One: Ready or not here Stark comes!"
Greetings citizens of this here land, we come in peace! It's been a long journey but we bring good tidings and well wishes. My companion and co-captain "Sir TD Charles" has widdled a small dove out of a large chunk of walnut that he has asked me to give to you as a peace offering. Isn't that nice! Me? I am "Sir Michael the Large" and I hope we can find trust in each others company, live in harmony, and support each other like good neighbors do. Now... What's on the docket for dinner?
I was thinking lately and have come to the conclusion that while pondering these very thoughts no matter what happens, no matter how hard things may become, how crazy it may all seem, that there truly is no mountain too high, no valley too valley-ie, no obstacle too much of an obstacle that it can't be moved or perhaps even stepped over or around, you see I have to move forward, I MUST move forward, continue to reach higher, be smarter, study harder. And It all makes a heck of a lot of sense, well at least I think so.
Greetings big city sports fans! Strap on your ball cap, lace up your cleats, and lets get playing! That's right its baseball season once again and what better way to ring in America's game of kings than with a visit to old Grandpa Mike and Uncle Charley's basement. So grab a seat on an empty 5 gallon bucket and relax, open a nut, toss the shell on the ground, its cool, we'll sweep it up later, and lets get playing. Batter up?
Are you feeling hot big papa pooh-pooh? Huh? Are you in the mood big daddy checko? Si? Are you ready for the tiger big boy? Yeah? Yeah. I know you are, yeah you like it when I say these things don't you big piggy? Well then I know what you'll love even more than my filthy speech patterns. It's the Monsters in the Morning... After Hours. Yep, it's all the things you love, but steamier, sweatier, stickier, and guaranteed to leave you in a puddle of fun. Outchy-Wah-Wah!
When your feeling low, and don't know what to do, get on the phone and call Dr. Q.
If your body aches, and you have the shakes, no need to fear 'cause Q is here.
So come on in, and take a seat, take off your pants, your in for a treat.
Q knows health, Q listens good too, Q is real, Dr. Q.... he loves loves you.
