The Monsters in the Morning in cooperation with Shitty for Shitty Shorts is proud to present to you Poop Dreams. Follow along with a young, talented, giant, breathing, stinking, piece of living fecal matter as he "shoots" for his dreams of one day playing in the NBA. Will he overcome adversity and make a "splash" in the top basketball league in the land, or will his hopes be "flushed" down the toilet yet again.
So here we are, wow. Maybe its the cool August wind, the dew resting upon the lamp post or the crisp apples ripening in orchards across the land. Whatever it is, one truly can't deny a feeling is in the air. A feeling of what though? Hope? Sure. Freedom? Of course. Love? Yes. Fun? Yea. Happiness? Sure. Glee? OK. Refinement? Ummm, yea I guess. Jolliness? OK. Peace? Correct. Love? Again, yes. Good Times? Sure. But more importantly its a feeling of hope. Hope that fall will once again come round, lift us upon it's brisk and spicy wind and welcome us back home. Embrace the feeling and bask in it's soft and warm bosom.
Mike is on the mike and TDC is on the scene, covering all of Chi-Town from the river to the bean. Giving the news that you desire, a hot dose of truth, cause we ain't no liar. Working the beat, and feeling the heat, eating hoagie sandwiches with extra meat. Covering all of your favorite local teams, cheering like a fan and capturing your dreams. So join us on a ride of sorts, as the Monsters in the Morning talk all kinds of shit and sports.
What exactly is the problem? It's a question that has plagued mankind for hundreds if not thousands upon thousands of years. However, to truly divulge the answers and uncover the secrets that lie beneath its mystery, one must first let go of all held beliefs and surrender oneself to the unknown, the heimlich, and bath in the oils of predisposed and organic truth.
Cheer up big city, the summer ain't over yet, in fact things are just heating up! Listen in as TDC and Maniac Mike take you on a ride we like to call the Ole Chi-Town Sports Express... Chew-Chew! Featuring such amazing sights and sounds like a man the size of a buffalo, the endangered Bill Stark a top a rough sharing a cold one with some new friends, a brief look at the antics happening at Bears Camp and of course a culminating and rare close encounter with the one and only Big Cat Williams. So hop on, relax, and enjoy the wild.
It's the Monsters in the Morning Annual Benefit for Big Cat Awareness and Education brought to you by the good people at Owl Honda. Featuring fresh Big Cat sightings brought to us by fans like you. Here at MITM we strive for and promote the humane capture and just treatment of Big Cat Williams and encourage safe and well thought out encounters with Big Cat. Listen in, get the word out, and lets catch that cat!
Wipe down your brow and cool off your calves cause it's summer in the city! That's right, it's hot out there but always cool in here with the Monsters in your ear. So sip on some cool refreshing brown soda and relax as TDC and Charley give it to you on ice. Featuring such hot topics as the big news out of Cubs camp with boys in blue hitting 6 in a row, bigger news out of Sox camp as they shine a light upon a future star, and the biggest news out of Bears camp as the powers at be hand over some cold hard cash in hopes of a franchise QB. And as always, we got Stark, we got Big Cat, we got sports... but we ain't got no boundaries.
It's the big city, it's our city, it's the largest city, the greatest city, the city I walk, the city I sleep, the city I weep, the city that never backs down, the city on the move, the city with a heart that beats to the rhythm of you guessed it: THE CITY! Sooooo... Celebrate the city by touching base with Mike and Charley once again and hear all the sports news and blues happening in and around our fair city. Listen in and tap your curiosity as the Monsters dig deep into such topics as the All Star Game and the Division of America, Moscow Mules and How to Properly Care for your Copper Cup and asking that faithful question once again: "Whadda Got in That Gym Bag". Its the Monsters, it's the city, it's fun.
The Monsters in the Morning in conjunction with the Mysteries of the Universe are proud to present to you the groundbreaking TIT Talk: Pi Theory. When will the world end? It's a question that has plagued mankind for hundreds if not thousands of years. However, In order to seek the answer one must first better understand the question. To do this, scientists from across the world gather to discuss, theorize, and reflect upon the teachings of Professor Johan "The Father of Pi Theory" to once and for all answer his own question that he couldn't. TIT Talks is brought to you by generous donations from the bequest of Cashew Smith, The Terrance Wool Foundation, The Center for Tacos, and listeners like you. Thank you.
Put your tank tops on and dust off the cargo shorts because its a hot one out there! That's right big city beauties, and there is no better way to cool off then treating your soul to a healthy dose of Mike and Charley. Listen in as the monsters break down this week in sports offering in depth and highly researched and data driven analysis on all your favorite teams. Plus we travel back to Big Cat country, are visited by Bill Stark himself, and check once again to see "Whadda Got in that Gym Bag". Crisp, clean, fun.
The One Where Charley Leaves Mike To Tend Bar Alone At The Pit: Mike and Charley just can't seem to get on the same page when it comes down to duties at the Dirty Little Stink Pit. What started as a great business partnership is slowly deteriorating with each one of Charley's miss steps. Mike has to start wearing the big boy pants and put his foot down on Charley before their business goes bust.
Wowzers! Wait, did I spell that right... Wow-Zers? That's right, right? Ah who cares. Wowzers ladies and gents, wowzers indeed, its time once again to dive face first in the sweet soothing spring of the Monsters in the Morning! That right, join us for an all new episode of Chicago's most listened to comedy sports weekly podcast which is posted once a week on any particular day throughout said week. It's Mike, it's Charley, it's Big Cat, it's a lot of fun.
Big, big, biiiiiiiig news to cover in this week's all new episode of Monsters in the Morning! Tune in to hear all the latest and greatest Chicago sports rumblings and grumblings both on the ice and off the ice, on the field and off the field, in the showers and off to the side of the showers waiting for everyone to clear out so you can enjoy a nice shower in peace and seclusion, dining with Joe Madden at Gibsons and diving with Joe Madden at Mel Gibson's... pool party, and so on and so forth. Plus we hear from Bill Stark, touch base with Hall of Fame card poet Doyle Brunson, and a speiclal all new segment of Where's Big Cat. My body aches...
A wise man once said: Buy a car, purchase your life... Buy a van, discover your soul. Its the Monsters in the Morning bringing you a piece of the American Dream- Van Style. Listen in to all the uncut van antics you handle. So pour yourself a glass of warm milk, eat a loaf of bread and relax, because everything is going to be OK now, now that you own a van.
STARK IS BACK! That's right all you big city believers out there, the Monsters are proud to unleash another all new episode of Stark Naked! Listen in as Bill dives deep into the mysteries and conspiracies surrounding Mothers Day. Plus an on air Turtle-Man, Big Foot Vs. Chewbacca, alien mis-encounters and much much more madness. Happy Muthers Day everyone!
It's the interview you've been dying to hear. Finally, a candid conversation with one half of the Monsters in the Morning. Listen in as Touchdown Charley gives you an in-depth look at the inner workings of the the show, looks back on a childhood riddled with angst, exposes some long held show secrets, and in turn loses his mind. It's C on C: Questions. Answers? Lather, rinse, repeat, in that order.
Hey kids, sit on back and strap yourselves in for yet another roll in the hay with your favorite sports DJ's Maniac Mike and Touchdown Charley! This week we are all new breaking down the Bears most recent draft debacle, shedding light on the Hawks playoff downfall, and providing the most comprehensive Bulls banter one can handle. Plus Bill Stark goes off the deep end, Mike gets personal, TDC has soar feet, and we ask that faithful question once again: "Whaddya Got in that Gym Bag?" Go team go.
The time has come my friends for all your questions to finally be answered: What really happened to TDC? How did he fall into an empty pool? What took so long for his recovery? Why can't Mike stop eating? Where's Big Cat? What's that stench lingering by the water cooler? What's this week's specials at the Dirty Little Stink Pit? Why can't Springfield pass a budget? Why can't Kaner find the empty net? What time is the Bears game? Can the Bulls really be this good? Can Mike please put that hoagie down for a quick minute? Is Charley a demon? Is Stark naked? That's right! Its an all new Monsters in the Morning back and better than ever! Enjoy the ride...
Good new folks, TDC is up and moving.! That's right, I got word earlier today that he is able to walk, eat, and talk to an extent... talking being mostly curse words and lewd comments towards his nurses (saints). However, the odd thing is he still is not making much progress in the bathroom department, instead willingly choosing to not use the washroom and all and opting for the hospital issued adult diapers. But hey progress is progress am I right? I know he would love nothing more than to say hello and were hoping for his return very soon. Until then enjoy this never before aired special episode taped during happier times. Featuring all your favorites: Bill Stark, Where's Big Cat and of course a half in the bag Touchdown Charley. God bless you and God bless this big beautiful city of ours! - Fat Mike
Well, its sad to tell you all this but TDC finally went off the deep end. Literally, he fell into an empty Best Western Pool after a night of binge drinking with the a few of the hotel janitors and cleaning ladies and really hurt himself. Needless to saw he's in bad shape. His breathing is labored, he's very, very weak, and now his swollen legs are beginning to release a very bad odor, making visiting with him impossible. So there's that. At least he's alive. I guess. Well, the good thing is we have a special never before heard episode from the archives to share with you all. Enjoy, and keep looking out for that Big 'Ol Cat. Love Always, Big Mike. xoxoxo